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Crow [as Wife] in “Assignment: Venezuela (short)”

[Jim is being shown around a prospective house. The wife gives him the tour.]

CACrow [as Wife]

I know I shouldn't complain, but he's never home. He's got another wife and it's called "petroleum!"

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