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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Servo and Crow [as henchman] in “The Final Sacrifice”

[One of Satoris' henchmen cuts through Troy's front door with a chainsaw.]

Servo

It's open!

. . .

CACrow [as henchman]

Can I interest you in a replacement door?

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