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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Crow and Servo in “Invasion of the Neptune Men”

[Nearly a full 8 minutes after "Space Chief" joins the battle, the "spaceships" are still diving and firing at each other]

CCrow

So, d-do either of you guys know any songs about stock footage that would get us through this?

Servo

Oh, I know a song about stock footage! It goes like this: Dih-dih dih dih dih dih... [thundering] EAT IT, MOVIE!

CCrow

Whoa! Whoa!

Servo

[still ranting] TAKE THIS STUPID LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM, ROLL IT UP SOOOOO TIGHT, AND THEN RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR-- [begins sobbing]

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