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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Joe, Crow, Servo [as Men] and others in “Red Zone Cuba”

[Standing before a crude map, "Lieutenant" Joe addresses his extremely tiny Cuba invasion force.]

Men, we're shoving off right after sundown...

CSCrow, Servo [as Men]

You shove off!

…and I want to give you some idea of what to expect.

MAMike [as Joe]

There's 80,000 of them, and seven of us.

At 12 o'clock midnight, we hit the beach. At 12:30 a patrol boat makes its nightly run. We have 30 minutes to scale 80 foot cliffs and clear the beach.

SAServo [as Joe]

Ted, you take Havana.

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