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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Wanda, Servo [as Robbie] and others in “Alien from L.A.”

[Robbie tells Wanda (played by squeaky-voiced Kathy Ireland) he doesn't want to see her anymore.]

WWanda

I thought you really liked me. You said I was special, so naturally I wanna know why!

SAServo [as Robbie]

It's your helium addiction.

. . .

WWanda

Why'd you even go out with me in the first place if I'm such a geek?!

MAMike [as Robbie]

'Cause I'm turned on by squeeze toys.

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