[The young people run to the village center to celebrate Lemminkäinen's return after destroying their Sampo to keep it from the witch.]
Huzzah, everyone! Did you hear there is no Sampo?
Yah, it's really too bad.
No Sampo, eh? Bummer.
Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed.
[The village women, holding hands, dance in a great circle.]
I'm so glad it's a dry celebration! It's so much more fun than the kegger would have been!
[Now the young men and women of the village dance in a ring, while Joel and the Bots sing.]
He failed to bring back the Sampo!
Sampo!
We shall die of starvation!
Sampo!
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