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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Joel, Crow and others in “Pod People”

[The scene cuts from the cruising camper to the cave, emitting a red glow.]

Joel

Oh, terrific -- we were saved by the gates of Hell.

CCrow

Hey, what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into 'em?

JAJoel [as Adman]

It's because of Smuckers raspberry preserves.

CCrow

And what's he going to do, borrow a cup of sugar from Satan?

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