[The scene cuts from the cruising camper to the cave, emitting a red glow.]
Joel: Oh, terrific -- we were saved by the gates of Hell.
Crow: Hey, what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into 'em?
Joel [as Adman]: It's because of Smuckers raspberry preserves.
Crow: And what's he going to do, borrow a cup of sugar from Satan?

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