[Gazared and Boomtall approach Ayden's parents]
Taxes.
Do you steal from every person you collect, or just us?
Are you going to give me the payment, or do you need... persuading?
I'm not giving you anything. I shall deliver my payment to Lord Rothford himself.
I don't think our lord visits many men in the dungeon. Arrest him!
[thugs draw swords and approach]
Alright, certified public accountants, let's crunch some numbers!
[Ayden's Father punches a thug, starting a brief fight]
[singing] Sim-ply ha-ving a wonderful Christmastime!
[comes out of hiding] No!
File an extension!
[stops the fight] Alright! Alright. Enough.
Really? You were winning.
I'll get the money.
We can Airbnb our hut.
Just don't hurt her.
I wouldn't dream of hurting her. Not when I can get such a fair price for another child in the mines. Get them in the wagon! [the struggle resumes]
[singing] Sim-ply ha-ving a wonderful Christmastime!
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