Crow [as the director] and Jonah in “The Loves of Hercules”

Okay, Mickey, let's try this again. As you know, we've only got one Hydra, so please don't damage it. Remember, we're doing pickup shots with the extra tomorrow. If you must stab it, only use the marked plunge points, and the rest of the time, only light taps please, with the flat side of the sword like we discussed. Thank you.

I feel like I'm watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios.