Jonah [as a waiter], Crow [as a waiter] and others in “Avalanche”

Uh, we made way too many of these? No one seems to want 'em, they look awful, but they taste okay. We're just giving them away for free now, seriously try one. Anybody? Please?

[as one waiter carries a torched baked Alaska up to a balcony] Screw it. We're just gonna torch them all, and throw them off the balcony. What's the difference? Who's making these things anyway? It's ridiculous.

Thank you for agreeing to take one of these. They really smell. We're sorry.

Oh, yuck! Marshmallows, grilled oysters, cherry tomatoes, and butter??? Oh...