[seeking help from a psychic in regards to the monkey] Why do I have to deal with it alone?
Listen to me, David! As a psychic, I have an aura of a certain nature that the demon would unquestionably sense!
Wake up!
The moment I set foot in your house, all hell would break loose, literally!
Yeah, but what am I supposed to do? I don't know anything about evil spirits-
[seemingly agitated] Get that toy out of your house!
You idiot!
I have a feeling that's not going to be so easy to do.
[Adrianne gives David a medallion]
You want some peanuts?
What's that?
It's called a bethogram.
I sense the demon's name is Beth.
This is supposed to protect me from the demon, huh?
Yes, just keep it in your possession at all times.
Great, should I wear garlic around my neck, too?
My God, David!
You moron!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just wish that you could come-
I know! I am sorry! I wish I could do the exorcism for you, but this is something you'll have to do on your own!
Damn it!
And remember David, NEVER let it know!
You stupid bastard! I could stab you in the eyes right now, so help me God!!!
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