Dr. Nedrick Jackson, Crow [as Dr. Jackson] and others in “The Deadly Mantis”

This is Dr. Jackson. ... General Ford?

General Tennessee Ernie Ford?

... Yes.

Well, try lancing it.

I see, General. Of course sir, I'll be right over.

General wants another foot massage.

Everything alright?

Of course.

They just demoted me to the gift shop.

Well, it isn't every day the Pentagon calls you.

It is so!

Very nosey.

Okay, be mysterious.

I'll just hang up your coat, and hate you.

Well, if I tell you, you'll keep it a secret?

Hope to die.

They found an old bone up at the north pole.

[as Marge says nothing] Mrs. Bert Lahr.

The Pentagon wants to know to whom it belongs. [leaves]

Oh, and we've been invaded by Spain, and mermaids are real. Bye!