Announcer, Crow and others in “Aquatic Wizards (short)”

This time, the Mexican jumping-bean will do a one-and-a-half spin on the ramp, landing backwards and completing the other half on water.

This time, the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur!

Ha, but what do I know? I'm only a fat hick announcer, mowing down pretzels and pinwheel cookies, and trying to come to grips with the tattered ends of a once promising life gone horribly wrong, God, God, why, why???....

Joel

Shhh, It's just a movie.