Joel [as Rayburn], Professor Rayburn and others in “Ring of Terror (movie)”

Now earlier today, I baked a corpse at 425 degrees.

Then we follow with an abdominal incision...

And a light lemon-chiffon sauce with shallots.

We have now exposed the gastrovascular cavity...

Which should be stuffed with a sage dressing.

We have cut through the epidermis, and you see this yellow mass. That's the fatty tissue...

Which should be whipped into stiff peaks.

Well, it's not very pleasant to look at, I must admit...

But with rice, and the correct seasoning, you've got a wonderful meal.

Mr. John Doe has rendered posthumously a great service to medical science.

Servo

What are showman, ladies and gentlemen! He gave his all!

Now he will be transferred to the general mausoleum of the Raven Hills Cemetery...

Where we'll meet for bars and punch.

Where he will be stored for about a week in the receiving vault.

Servo

These are the battered faces of men in their 40s.

He will probably be buried there in Potter's Field.

You've been a wonderful audience! Enjoy the buffet!