Michael (to Claire, who is eating junk food to comfort her after her breakup with Tony): Claire, you gotta watch your sugar intake. You're already genetically predisposed to being a little thick. (looks at Jay)
Jay
That wasn't even necessary!
Michael
Baby, I was just being honest.
Jay (referring to Michael's head)
Do I run around the house telling Junior that he's genetically predisposed of looking like a brown egg?
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