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My Wife and Kids

Jay and Michael in My Wife and Kids

Jay

What does that look like to you?

Michael

I'll say it's chocolate-covered raisins.

Jay

No, it looks like mouse droppings.

Michael

There's only one way to find out. Junior, come taste one of these.

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