ASAlien Sophie
We're the alien freaks and she's the one eating the pencil!
(Snapping out of her state of confusion)it's them they're aliens
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DDinesh
[angrily] Hab SoSlI' Quch!
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SSelena
I didn't know you fancied Duncan.
JJaq
I don't.
SSelena
Then why are you blushing?
JJaq
I'm not. It's a rash; I'm allergic to you.
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JJaq
You look like the mutant offspring of Paris Hilton and a polar bear!
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TTrent
(sarcastically) My life changed the day I got my tongue stuck in my dad's DVD player.
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Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.
Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...
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[Wendy is talking about Justin Timberlake.]
WWendy
Oh Yes he's very entertaining — if you have the intellect of a cauliflower.
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[Mel calls for Lucy on the phone.]
Yes?
MMel
Brian, it's Mel. Put Lucy on.
We're in the middle of a conversation. Don't interrupt, it's rude.
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(After Crashing on earth)
Where are we?
Somewhere near the Coast
Great Brian, Now what do we do?!
(Brian and Sophie look at each other)
Children's Home?
Right Behind Ya!
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(After receiving the annual Knitting For Boys 'Big Knit' award)
Brian: It's more than a prize! It's telling me who I really am!
Josh: A 'big nit'?
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