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Josh quotes from My Parents Are Aliens

Played by Alex Kew · 5 quotes

Josh

3rd most-quoted character in My Parents Are Aliens: in 5 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Brian (3)

Scenes with Josh 5

Josh

All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't.

Yeah, what an idiot!

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PPete

So, tomorrow's the big date.

MMel

Date?

Josh

[quickly] Fight.

MMel

Pete wants to fight?

JBJosh Barker

With me. Pete wants to fight with me. He said it to me.

MMel

But he was looking at me.

Josh

He's got a squint.

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Prick me! Do I not bleed?

Josh

Yeah, but it's green.

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Josh

Your pants are on fire!

GGavin

Are you calling me a liar, Barker?

Josh

No, I'm saying your trousers are technically aflame.

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Josh

Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.

Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...

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