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Brian quotes from My Parents Are Aliens

Played by Tony Gardner · 13 quotes

Brian

Played by Tony Gardner

My Parents Are Aliens · 25 quotes

Most-quoted character in My Parents Are Aliens: in 13 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Sophie (4), Josh (3)

Lines by Brian 4

Brian

Today we plant the seeds of doubt, tomorrow we water the flowers of insanity.

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Brian

Shakespeare, by Romeo and Juliet.

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[Brian has just grown antlers.]

Brian

I am half-man, half-moose! I am a moose-man!

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[Brian is talking on the phone.]

Brian

Hello there. Do you have any dragons? [pause] Well, do you have anything that looks like a dragon? [pause] A lizard, you say? Does it breathe fire? [pause] No. Well, okay, can I come and chop off its head anyway? [pause] Actually, I'm not sure it's possible to do that to yourself.

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Scenes with Brian 9

All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't.

Brian

Yeah, what an idiot!

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LLucy

You think you're a better father than God?

Brian

Put it this way, he didn't exactly save his son from the Romans, did he? (looks worried) Don't worry, Lucy, if they come for you, I've got a plan.

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Brian

Cupid hath peirthed their heartth with hith arrowth.

Thorry?

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[Sophie snatches a pair of pants from Lucy.]

Those are my pants.

[Brian snatches a bra from Lucy.]

Brian

And that's my bra!

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[Sophie describes the wedding ring she wants.]

Something with gold and diamonds.

Brian

Something like that, yeah.

No, something with gold and diamonds.

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Brian

Prick me! Do I not bleed?

Yeah, but it's green.

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Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.

Brian

Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...

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[Mel calls for Lucy on the phone.]

Brian

Yes?

MMel

Brian, it's Mel. Put Lucy on.

Brian

We're in the middle of a conversation. Don't interrupt, it's rude.

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(After Crashing on earth)

Where are we?

Brian

Somewhere near the Coast

Great Brian, Now what do we do?!

(Brian and Sophie look at each other)

Children's Home?

Brian

Right Behind Ya!

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