Arnie, explain it to him!
S4The Living Dead
Tyler, how can I explain this in a way you'll understand?
I can't!
S4Taking the Credit
I've solved our problem. I've consolidated all our debts into one easy payment!
Oh, no! Not with one of those companies that advertises on the telly!
No, no, Janet. I've heard all about them. That's why I went to this disused warehouse, and met a bloke called "Big Reg"!
Now, we only have to pay £3,000...
That's brilliant!
...a month, for the next ten years! It's all part of Big Reg's "Miss a payment, Lose a limb!" plan!
I used to be poor. Back when I were a farmer. Eventually, we got so poor, my mum sent me to market with our one remaining cow. So I took it to market, and on the way there I met a bloke who bought it off me for some magic beans! When I took them home, my mum was so furious she threw them out of the window...
No, don't tell me! When you woke up the next morning, they'd grown into a massive beanstalk!
No! They weren't magic at all! What a swizz!
It's OK, if you paid for them with a credit card, you're automatically covered...
Don't do it! My life was hell when I won!
Tyler, I hope you liked those Ultronian magic beans I bought you. They really are magic, you know!
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