Magic? They were delicious!
S4Taking the Credit
Did you get rid of all those begging letters?
Yes. There was even one for you, Janet, asking for £5,000. But I just wrote back to them, and told them to get stuffed!
Well done!
By the way, who are the Inland Revenue?
S4It's All in the Mind
I raised money for charity for people with psychiatric problems. Like I said to Gandalf, the other day, there but for the grace of God.
Brilliant master, do it, do it.
(thinking) What shall I do on Sunday? Oh, I know, I'll take Mum out. Take her on a nice drive down to Margate... and leave her there! I'll teach her to forget my birthday!
(thinking) The 5 iron's best i reckon, or maybe a 4. No, definitely a 5. Hit her over the head with a five iron and then bury her under the patio
BIG BLOODY DEAL! Blow up the earth?!
I thought they were overreacting, personally.
OVERREACTING?!
There's no need to shout, Janet.
OF COURSE I'll shout, they gonna blow up the earth!
I thought they'd just punish you in the usual way.
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