Really? Even with those long, shapely legs? And those boring, perfectly spherical breasts? What a ridiculous planet this is!
S2Girlfriend
Alright, Mrs. Bennett, just keep putting the cream on it, but if it gets any worse, be a love and change doctors, okay?
Mrs. Raven, it's incredible! You look even more miserable than usual!
George, Mrs. Raven isn't herself today.
That must be a relief! For both of you!
Can you remember back to something very significant we both did when we were six?
All kids do that kind of stuff, it doesn't make you any less of a man...
Janet, can I have a little word?
Yep. How about 'go'?
So... No George today?
No, he's been busy.
I bet he has. Well, I think it's great how you trust him enough to be alone. In that little flat. With that woman. Who'd stoop to anything!
There's nothing to worry about. George promised he wouldn't have sex with her.
Oh, I didn't realise he'd promised! Well then, it's admirable that you trust him. Or completely bloody stupid.
Look, can we change the subject please?
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