OK, how about "Trust me, I'm an alien?
S4The Mayor of Northholt
Outta my way, scumbag!
Get lost, pitbull!
This is my patch!
Says me and this 5 litre bucket of poster glue!
It's you who's gonna get a pasting! You couldn't even run a bath, let alone a campaign, toadface!
I haven't even started yet, bogbrain!
And they say the standard of political debate has gone down...
She's up to something. Something we haven't thought of.
Edible ballots... (gasps) She's gonna eat our votes!
Don't be ridiculous!
Well, it's something we hadn't thought of...
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Mayorol Debate
Oh, I haven't heard so much rubbish in all me life
We haven't started yet
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