George quotes from My Hero

George

Actually, I feel a bit sorry for her. It's not hard to see why she's come. Poor girl.

George

Yeah, you only have to look at her. Honestly, how is a girl who looks like that ever going to find a husband?

George

Really? Even with those long, shapely legs? And those boring, perfectly spherical breasts? What a ridiculous planet this is!

George

Mrs. Raven, it's incredible! You look even more miserable than usual!

George

That must be a relief! For both of you!

George

Can you remember back to something very significant we both did when we were six?

George

No, Arnie. This is the darkest, most depressing day of my existence. Life doesn't get any worse than this.

George

I stand corrected.

George

Arnie, if I gave you your powers back, and you then saw a woman trapped on a runaway train, would you: A) rescue her, B) rescue her and charge her a fee, or C) rescue her, ask her to sleep with you, and if she refuses, throw her back on the train?

George

You could if you had one.

George

You always scare me, Mrs. Raven.

George

Now, how can I help you?

George

Mrs. Raven! I've told you before, I can't sell chloroform over the counter! Anyway, I'm sure they're not that bad.

George

Oh my god!

George

(Nervously) Are... are those horns?