JJake
Hey Adam, you know what I want to be?
AAdam
Umm, let me guess. A zoo animal.
JJake
No way! I want to be an underwear model.
AAdam
I almost hate to ask, but why?
JJake
'Cause I've always wanted to see what it's like to wear underwear.
AAdam
But you don't even wear pants.
JJake
Look Adam; Every time I see a monkey on T.V., he's either naked or wearing diapers. It's time for me to step up and blaze a new trail for simians everywhere! And that trail happens to involve [deepens his voice] big boy pants!
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