Jake and Adam in “Unfinished Business”

I'm glad you're here Adam, 'cause you're so-o-o smart.

I'm not that smart. I think chocolate milk comes from a brown cow.

Uh, well, I look forward to the Easter bunny coming every Christmas.

Don't look at me, I think professional wrestling is real.

I can't even spell real.

It's R-E-A-L. [mechanical arm powers up its drill] Darn it!

That's what you get for being such a smarty pants.