Andy and Brendan in “Rome, If You Want To”

A Andy

[As a tour guide on a double-decker bus] Ladies and gentlemen, you've been such a wonderful crowd. I'd like to do a little tune for you now. It's one of my personal favorites. And I'd like to dedicate it to a man who thinks we hasn't seen anything good today. Brendan Dorff, this one's for you.

Brendan

Wait, wait! I saw lots of good things today: Mike got into art, Kenny broke out of his slump, three guys want to take P.J. to Italy...

A Andy

Shut up, I'm singing anyway. [Singing] Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen...