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My Boys · Season 1, Episode 1

PJ and Bobby in “Pilot ]”

PJ

Hey, do you wanna see my baseball card collection? It's in my bedroom!

Bobby

That is some collection!

PJ

Yeah. I've been building it for a while.

Bobby

Hum, PJ, I just wanna say I really like you and whatever happens tonight...

PJ

Oh, Bobby. You don´t need to give me the speech, okay?

Bobby

What speech?

PJ

Oh you know, the "we will be friends anyway" speech. I know we will be friends.

Bobby

You do?

PJ

Yeah. And let's be honest, we are both grown ups here, right?

Bobby

Yeah, yeah, uhm... I guess...

PJ

What's wrong?

Bobby

Uh... I don't know, you are... you're kinda freaking me out a little bit.

PJ

Why? Oh, oh God... I´m sorry. Here, come sit down... we'll take it slower.

Bobby

Oh! That, that, that... that's freaking me out. Can you maybe not say that stuff?

PJ

What stuff?

Bobby

The guy's stuff! I mean, guys act like that. Girls say things like, uh... "Wait", "Why is this happening so fast?" or "How do I know this isn't just one night stand?"

PJ

That would be completely acting.

Bobby

Fine, but that's hot.

PJ

Okay, fine! Okay, look, Bobby... this is really happening so fast, and we don´t know each other very well, and how do I know this isn't just one night stand?

Bobby

So, you're mocking me?

PJ

Hum, a little bit.

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