[Watching Kermit and Miss Piggy tap-dance on TV on a cruise ship]
Statler
Um, I'm feeling a little nauseated.
Waldorf
Is it because of the motion of the boat?
Statler
No, it is because of the jokes on the show!
[They laugh]
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