[Watching The Johnny Fiama Show at the skiing chairlift]
Statler
Boy, I'm sure glad we're up here.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
Because after seeing that, I really need a lift!
[They laugh]
Waldorf
We're going to go out on that joke?
Statler
No, we're going out on this one! [Pushes Waldorf off of the chairlift, causing Waldorf to fall] That looks like fun.
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