[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Statler and Waldorf are relaxing near a large pool]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Well, Beaky, Kathy Ireland's first theory of guest-star attraction is flawed. We've been out in bikinis all day and nobody's paid any attention to us.
Statler
Maybe you should trade up to a one piece!
Waldorf
Yeah! Worked for us!
[They laugh]
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