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Statler and Waldorf in Muppets Tonight

[Watching a Dragonheart screen test with Dennis Quaid on the portable TV on the golf car]

Statler

You know, when I watch this show, I find myself counting the minutes until it's over.

Waldorf

Really? How many are left?

Statler

Fore! [A golf ball hits Waldorf in the head. Statler laughs] I love that joke!

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