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Statler and Waldorf in Muppets Tonight

[Watching An Editorial Message from Sam the Eagle]

Statler

What did you think of that sketch?

Waldorf

Well, it was better than getting hit in the head by a two-by-four.

Statler

No, it wasn't!

Waldorf

Yeah, you're right. Hit me again!

[A nurse comes and hits Waldorf in the face with a stick. Statler laughs]

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