[Watching the show struggle without Kermit at the bar]
Statler
Now I've seen everything.
Waldorf
Good. Does that mean we can stop watching?
[They laugh. Statler sees Kermit, who is now a bartender]
Statler
Hey, bartender! Didn't you used to be...?
Kermit
Well, yeah, but a guy's gotta work, you know?
Waldorf
Not if he's smart, he doesn't.
[They laugh]
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