[Watching a movie trailer at a bar]
Statler
Hm, I'd give that movie four stars.
Waldorf
Why is that?
Statler
Because the two that are in it now stink! [They laugh] Hey, bartender! More pigs knuckles.
Pig bartender
Okay, coming right up.
[He punches Statler in the face]
Waldorf
Uh, I'll just have the pickled egg.
Pig bartender
All right.
[He brings out an egg with a face]
Egg
I love you, two old guys!
[He falls down to the ground]
Statler
Poor guy cracked up!
[They laugh]
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