[Watching Lash Holstein: Space Cowdet at the outdoor café]
Statler
Boy, that show was BAD!
Waldorf
I wonder whatever happened to those cows.
Waiter
Here are your steaks. [He puts plates of steaks on the table]
Statler
No! It couldn't be!
Waldorf
Why not?
Statler
Because these are well done!
[They laugh]
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