[Watching a black-and white skit at an outdoor café. Behind them, two girls walk to them]
Statler
Do you know what's sad?
Waldorf
What's that?
Statler
I can't think of anything I'd rather do than watch this dumb show.
Waldorf
Neither can I.
Girl #1
Hi, guys. Mind if we join you?
Statler and Waldorf
I just thought of something!
[They throw the portable TV away and offer the girls to their seats]
Waldorf
Here, sit down.
Statler
Yes, please.
Waldorf
Make yourself comfortable.
Statler
Look how nice you look today.
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