[The show is on a big screen in a building in Times Square, New York. Statler and Waldorf, who are walking by, see the screen]
Statler
Hey! Waldorf, look at that! The show is ten times as big!
Waldorf
Yeah. Too bad it's one tenth as funny!
[They laugh]
Statler
Let's see what else is on. Hand me that remote.
[Waldorf brings out a remote so large that it is too heavy for them to lift]
Waldorf
Hey, it's big.
Statler
Hey! Careful!
[The remote falls on top of them]
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