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Statler and Waldorf in Muppets Tonight

[Watching a City Slickers parody]

Statler

That bit was breathtaking.

Waldorf

Careful! You may not have too many left!

[They laugh]

Statler

Nurse! My medication! Get my nitroglycerin!

(A nurse comes in with a bomb and blows up Statler]

Waldorf

I'll just have a glass of warm milk.

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