Officer Al, Detective Bobo and others in “Whoopi Goldberg”

Some broad named Locks, Goldie Locks, she has barricaded herself in the three bears' house, and she got demands.

What kinda demands?

They keep changin', sometimes the porridge is too hot, then it's too cold, the bed's too hard, the bed's too soft, you know how it is with dames!

[after Goldie Locks hits him on the head with a frying pan] I think this calls for a little undercover work. [Puts on glasses] Yeah.

Oh, no, Bobo, she'll never fall for that cheap disguise.

We'll see. Yoohoo, miss Locks!

Say, er, you're not the bear that was here before, you're a... completely different bear.

That's right!

I'll be right back.

[singing] I told you, I told you!

Oh, yoohoo, oh, completely different bear!

Yes? [Goldie hits him on the head with a frying pan] Ow, ow, argh!

[singing] I told you, I told you, I told you!