[Fozzie has given up on comedy and now taken a job as a door-to-door salesman]
Who is it?
Door-to-door salesman.
Is this anything funny?
Not at all, M'aam. These are unique encyclopedias.
Okay, come on in.
These encyclopedia are where you open it up, the subject comes to you! Look at "P", a parrot!
[The parrot appears]
Neat! How about "O"?
Careful, because you may get the... [water appears] ...ocean!
[The ocean destroys entire house save for the couch, where Piggy and Fozzie are now adrift on]
Quick! Open up "N" and get us the Navy!
[The oranges appear on the couch]
I got us navel oranges!
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