Rikochet quotes from ¡Mucha Lucha!

Buena Girl

Look at all the money we made for the under-privilege intercity luchadors.

Rikochet

Lucky for us, no one can resist these sugary fatty snacks.

The Flea

[sniffles sadly] Especially The Flea. And now The Flea must leave the country.

Buena Girl

Didn't you earn any money?

The Flea

The belly is full, but the pockets are empty.

Rikochet

Buena Girl! Someone wrecked my house and defeated my papa! And what's even worse, Santo Claus didn't leave me any presents!

Buena Girl

Santo Claus didn't leave me anything, either. And just look at my house.

Rikochet

[sadly] This is the worst Lucha Christmas ever.

The Flea

This is the best Lucha Christmas ever!

Headmistress

If you don't bring back the belt before this clock stops ticking, you three are going… OUT THE LUCHA DOOR!!!

Uh, excuse me, ma'am. What does that mean?

Headmistress

Oh… [chuckles] That just means you will all be… EXPELLED!!!!!

Rikochet

Headmistress is gonna blow.

Buena Girl

We better distract her.

Rikochet

Calm down, Headmistress.

Buena Girl

There's no reason to be mad.

Rikochet

There are plenty of things to do in life besides being mad.

Buena Girl

Like, uh… polishing your mask!

Rikochet

Go, Los Insectos! We'll keep her busy until you bring back the belt!

The Flea

We don't even know where to find this "spider hole."

Yes, but we have to find it, for insect-themed masked wrestlers everywhere!

Man. That lame show and its lame stunts are so… lame. [turns and walks away] Lame. [turns back] I'm not gonna waist time with you guys.

Rikochet

Why not?

Buena Girl

I dare you!

Rikochet

Yeah! I dare you to waist time with us!

I dare you to shut up! GO AWAY, RIKOCHET! You're just a lightweight loser that could never challenge me to a worthy dare!

Rikochet

[offended] Lightweight loser? Oh, yeah, Cindy Slam?! I dare you to wrestle me!

Oh, no! Rikochet challenged me to a match! Oh, whatever shall I do?

The Flea

Two Buena Girls?

Rikochet

Two Buena Girls?

Headmistress

Two Buena Girls?

Buena Girl

There's only one Buena Girl.

Rikochet

Buena Girl! So, you have been competing at Roller Lucha.

Buena Girl

I thought trying a new sport would be challenging. But compared with Lucha Libre, Roller Lucha is way lame.

Rikochet

[relieved] For a minute there, I thought we lost you.

Buena Girl

It may be fast, but it sure isn't Lucha.

Where do you think you're going? You think you can insult our sport and just leave? Maybe Roller Lucha's too mega for a Buena Girl like you.

Buena Girl

"Mega?" Please. With our discipline Lucha Libre training, we could beat you at your own silly sport!

The Flea

Um, Buena Girl, we can't stake.

You are so going down.

Rikochet

I can't believe you did that, Buena Girl!

Buena Girl

Did what?

Rikochet

Push me out of the way, just so you could get all the credit for the pin!

The Flea

Ace Video Yearbook Reporter, The Flea here, where Rikochet has just called out Buena Girl.

Buena Girl

I pushed you off, because you were too busy showboating to notice that Haystack Grande was lifting his--

Rikochet

I was not showboating! I merely relishing it and yet, another victory that I had to do all by myself, with no help from you!

Buena Girl

[insulted] I can't believe you would say that!

Rikochet

That's not the only thing.

The Flea

What else?

Buena Girl

Yeah, Rikochet. What else?

Rikochet

All I'm saying is that you have to start pulling your weight around here.

The Flea

Just a recap for our viewers, Rikochet first called Buena Girl, "lazy," and now he just called her, "fat."

Buena Girl

I'M SICK OF ALL THE INSULTS AND ACCUSATIONS! I DON'T NEED IT!

Rikochet

Well, I don't need you.

Buena Girl

Well, I don't need you or the Buena-Chet All Stars, either!

Rikochet

Fine!

Buena Girl

Fine!

The Flea

Here were are, at the tag team press conference, with the now ex-members of the Buena-Chet All Stars.

Buena Girl

I just wanna say, I don't need you, either.

Rikochet

Big whoop. I could win this tournament with anyone as my partner.

Buena Girl

Oh, yeah?!

Rikochet

Yeah! I could win even with… Snow Pea as my partner!

Buena Girl

I could win with… [looks around] Doomien as my partner!

Rikochet

What?! You mean that pasty little schoolboy nerd?! [falls off his chair, laughing hysterically]