MPMoe Phelps (Bob)
All acting is is jumping up and down and yelling and screaming a lot.
“The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost” · Season 3, Episode 10
LWLocal World News network anchor (Bob)
Later tonight, we'll have an update from the war-torn Gaza Strip, where Betty McPhee will tell us all about Tripper, the counting dog.
KCKennard Chamberlain, senior member of law firm (Bob)
Do you really think court cases are decided by judges and juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers' arguments?
JHJohn Hamlinson, managing associate of law firm (Tom Kenny)
Oh, Danny! How could you be so naïve?
KCKennard Chamberlain, senior member of law firm (Bob)
Danny, court cases are decided by a series of blowjobs!
KDKen Doral, host of the "Pre-taped Call-in Show" (David)
If you wanted to talk about pet care, you should have called last week, when our show on racism was airing, but we were taping the pet care show, which is airing now.
MPMoe Phelps (Bob)
Pack your bags, gang. We're going up my mom's ass!
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