“Now Who Wants Ice Cream?” quotes from Mr. Show

I don't know! Maybe this tree knows! Tree, excuse me, can you predict the future for me? No? Can I check back with you every two minutes for sixteen days? Great! Thanks!! Look - when I say there's no new information, that means there's NO NEW INFORMATION! I'm not trying to hide anything on ya, OK?!

Trying to get you the news without making a big production out of it.

The super pan is not magical. It will burn you.

She didn't believe me when I said the pan was super.

Oh, Nancy. You cannot fly. Only British people can fly! You shouldn't try to fly, and you shouldn't listen to British people!

OK, sir, let's get this straight. Where are you coming from?

New Freeland.

Where is that?

Montana.

So you're already a U.S. Citizen.

No, I told you, I'm from New Freeland.

You can't shampoo a shampooer!

Then I took a balloon up my ass to Spain.

The guard knew he needed to conserve energy...and had had a large dinner.

You said it crime-stick! Those two were a couple of ding-a-lings! ... Now, who wants ice cream? If you want to learn more about how to take back the streets, and how sweet ice cream is, visit any one of my three ice cream-precinct locations.