SHSenator Howell Tankerbell (Bob)
Gentlemen, I propose that this arts funding is like a milking machine and unless we shut it down, it's gonna rip our dicks right off!
“What to Think” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Senator Howell Tankerbell (3)
SHSenator Howell Tankerbell (Bob)
I've got a naked puppet doin' a lewd, lascivious Fandango on the lap of a full-grown man! I got a fella over here, he's churnin' butter. A lady over here dippin' candles...it's like a pioneer porn shop in here! Close 'em down, boys!
SHSenator Howell Tankerbell (Bob)
I wish I could be everywhere that people are doin' art, so that I could keep the public from gettin' aroused...or titillated...or otherwise confused by the counterculture.
M1Marshall, the 13th apostle (David)
God, lemme ask you something: are you happy settling for omnipotence?
GIGuy in Tech Corp commercial during Pit-Pat sketch (Jay Johnston)
Fuckity fuck-fuck!!!
VKVoiceover king (Bob)
Mr. Pickle's funtime abortion clinics: we'll bring out the kid in ya!
GCGlobo-Chem executive (John Ennis)
My great great great grandfather started this company with one single rickety leaky hand-crafted slave ship, and a simple motto: "People Selling People to People".
PPPit-Pat (Bob)
Take it from me, I love you.
GIGuy in Ding Dong Burgers commercial during Pit-Pat sketch (David)
This cocksucker dragged me down here, I dunno.
GIGuy in Ding Dong Burgers commercial during Pit-Pat sketch (David)
Fuck, this little motherfucker's tasty!!
PPPit-Pat ad agency representative (Bob)
Look lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
KFKindly farmer in "The Joke: The Musical" (Jack Black)
Don't stick your dick in these holes.
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