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Mr. Bean · Season 1, Episode 11

Mr. Bean and Drill sergeant in “Back To School Mr. Bean”

[Bean pushing another Mini car]

[He gets some soldiers to help push the car]

"I'll get in."

"I'm in!"

"Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!"

[Cut to a drill sergeant]

DSDrill sergeant

"Eyes front!"

[Cut to soldiers marching and halting, then the sergeant shouts unintelligible commands: first one turns the soldiers left and left foot stamp, second preparing their rifles to their right sidearm, and finally their separating their feet. The sergeant leaves and heads inside the recruitment centre on the background. Bean arrives behind the soldiers, looking at them, then coughs as he passes through them. The soldiers close their legs. Bean notices them again, then coughs once again, the soldiers separating their feet once again. Bean then gets behind a military vehicle, then coughs, the soldiers close their legs again. Cut to Bean standing near the vehicle, he says a command, similarly to the drill sergeant's, the soldiers positioning their rifles vertically close to their middle. Bean commands them again, this time the first and third of the each rows raising their right and left knees, respectively, to the laughter of the audience. Bean then commands them to raise their right hands up high, and makes them wave said hands. The drill sergeant arrives from the recruitment centre, Bean quickly hides behind the vehicle.]

DSDrill sergeant

"Right." [noticing the soldiers' doing Bean's pose; Bean runs behind the soldiers] "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" [Cut to the entrance of the building] "Hey! Right side!" [Bean gets inside the building with the Adult Education entrance] "What do you think you're doing?! What do you think you're doing?! You what?!"

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