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“Mr. Bean In Room 426” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Mr. Bean (5)
Uh, Bean.
RReceptionist
Right. Would you like a pen, sir?
Oh, thank you very much.
MMatthew
Can I move your car, sir?
Oh...
RReceptionist
Good morning. If you like to check in, sir?
MMan
Thank you.
Oh, oh. British.
[Matthew returns the steering wheel of Bean's mini]
Ah, thank you very much.
[Matthew clears his throat, as if asking for a tip. Bean gives him some kind of candy or cough drop as a tip. Bean then examines a TV remote, thinking it's a phone.]
Hello? [Bean presses a button, the TV turns on to a football match, audience cheering]
AOAnnouncer on TV (first channel)
"I don't believe it!" [Bean turns off the TV, then turns it back on, audience on TV still cheers throughout] "Goodness me. I... What a response..." [Bean turns TV off, quickly turns it on] "Terrible, just..." [Bean turns TV off and on again, and again] "The crowd is..." (Bean changes the channel quickly, then stands near the wall while changing the channels]
M1Man 1 on TV (second channel)
"Get out of here!" [Bean changes the channel quickly]
AOAnnouncer on TV (first channel)
"The players are run--..." [Bean changes the channel]
COChorus on TV (fourth channel)
"Halleujah!" [Bean hides in the blanket while changing the channels]
MOMan on TV (fifth channel)
"Do you know what you are to me?"
COChorus on TV (fourth channel)
"Halleujah, hallelujah, hallelu--!"
MOMan on TV (fifth channel)
"...the whole town. A spring morning in Paris..." [Bean stands at the lobby, foot on door, while changing the channels. He lets go of his foot of the door, closing the door itself]
COChorus on TV (fourth channel)
"Halleujah, hallelujah! Hallelujah, ha--" [Bean changes the channel]
WOWoman on TV (fifth channel)
"That's my heart beating."
MOMan on TV (fifth channel)
"Does it go like a subway train?"
[Bean changes the channel, sports fans on first channel chanting while Bean walks a few steps, then changes the channel again, dances to some upbeat music from the TV, changes the channel once again]
M2Man 2 (second channel)
"Look, coming down off the hill!"
[Bean walks forward, western style]
M3Man 3 on TV (second channel)
"Hang on, Joe!"
[Bean changes the channel, like a cowboy shooting his revolver]
COChorus on TV (fourth channel)
"Hallelujah, hallelujah! For the Lord God omnipote--"
[A room neighbor comes out, Bean holds remote on his back]
[scoffs, knocks on own room door] Will you be quiet? [Turns off TV at "omnipotent"] Sorted him out.
[Neighbor returns to his room. Bean returns to his room, unpacks his case]
MMan
Uh, excuse me. I've got a bit of a problem. Could you...
RReceptionist
Certainly, sir. How can I help, sir?
MMan
Well, I left my watch in the bathroom, and now I can't open the door.
RReceptionist
Allow me to try, sir.
MMan
Must be jammed or something.
RReceptionist
Yes, very odd.
MMan
I don't understand. It was all right earlier.
RReceptionist
The lock's on the other side.
MMan
I need to get my watch back.
RReceptionist
I'm sorry, sir. Nothing like this has ever happened before. I'll get someone on to it right away.
MMan
Good.
RReceptionist
[to Bean] Morning.
[Bean knocks on neighbor's door, then runs to elevator, which is out of order.]
Aha! [Bean goes down the stairs, but is slowed down by an elderly woman. He goes round to the other staircase but gets stuck behind her again.]
WWoman
I don't think I'll be able to eat again for another year.
Ta-da! [Mr. Bean succeeds in overtaking her, but is slowed down again by an elderly man, holding two canes, in front of him]
MMan
Um, excuse me, are these all right? [The waiter smells the shellfish]
WWaiter
No, I do apologise, sir.
MMan
That's OK.
[The waiter smells the oyster tray, then is disgusted. Mr. Bean drops the shellfish from his hands]
Ah, so hot.
DLDanny La Rue
Thank you!
RReceptionist
Ah, that was marvellous, Mr. La Rue, marvellous. They love you!
DLDanny La Rue
Thank you, they always do, dear. Now how about just one more encore. One more. They deserve me, the darlings!
RReceptionist
OK, Matthew. Take Mr. La Rue's trunk to his car.
[clears throat] 426, please.
RReceptionist
Certainly, madam.
DLDanny La Rue
'Ere! That's my frock! [pulls an earring from Bean]
Ow!
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