“Mr. Bean Goes To Town” quotes from Mr. Bean

[At a magic show Bean is onstage and the magician has made his watch disappear]

[Bean is in a box with a slot. He slides it open]

Mr. Bean

Excuse me, I'm looking for my watch!

[The magician shuts the slot]

[Cut to some vegetation, then we see the thief taking random pictures. Bean appears from the left, holding a rubbish bin, and quickly cages him down with it]

Mr. Bean

"Camera thief!"

[Cut to a flashing neon sign, it says "CLUB PHUT", zoom out to reveal the entrance and Irma standing]

Mr. Bean

"Oh, I'm sorry I'm late; I got..." [They both get in the club, but not after Bean hits the sign's power source, the sign glows brightly and then dims, the audience laughs]

[Cut to a magic show, then cut to Bean and Irma sitting down. Drumroll]

Mr. Bean

[to the waitress] "Oh!" [raises his hand to her]

Mr Bean

"I wanted the waitress. The waitress..." [Bean and the magician enter the stage, then the magician pulls out Bean's handkerchief from his vest] "Give that back!" [He snatches it from the magician, but he takes it again then returns it. The magician puts his hand inside of Bean's vest, pulling out a bouquet of flowers]

[The magician takes Bean's watch and using the cloth and a hammer, he "crushes" the watch inside the cloth. He pushes the cloth, revealing confetti. He present's Bean's watch again, undamaged and throws it up in the air. As the magician is doing some card tricks, Bean is walking around the stage, messing with the magician's equipment. After the card trick is done, drumroll. The assistant guides Bean to the next trick]

Mr. Bean

"I'm looking for my watch. It fell down here..."

[The assistant puts Bean into a magic box]

Mr. Bean

"Where is--"

[The magician closes the magic box with the square slot. Bean opens the slot, revealing his face.]

Mr. Bean

[to the magician] "Excuse me, I'm looking for my watch!"

[The magician immediately shuts the slot. His assistant throws him a sword. He proves the audience that the swords are real and thrusts them at the box.]

[Meanwhile, Mr. Bean is already outside the box and tries to find his watch. Several cuts between Bean and Irma. The magician thrusts more swords into the box]

[Mr. Bean finds his watch behind the magician's pants, cut to table where Irma was sitting, she disappears. Mr. Bean runs out from the stage, from to the room. Crowd boos. The magician comes out from the room with a sword in hand, but cannot find Mr. Bean, who is in the disco room.]

[In the disco room, Bean tries to dance with Irma, but she leaves her alone, and another man dances with him. Bean tries many times to get the man out of Bean's girlfriend, which succeeds at the end, then Bean talks with the disc jockey]

Mr. Bean

"Do you think you..., could you change it into something a bit more..." [Music changes to a slow dance, as Bean checks on Irma, she is already dancing with the man, embracing each other. Audience laughs and sounds of disappointment. Bean leaves the disco room]

[Bean looks at the disco room one last time, more sounds of disappointment from the audience. As he leaves the club, Bean notices some power switches on the wall. He pushes one of them, turning off the lights in the disco room, much to the laughter and applause of the audience. He then leaves the club]

[We see Bean's hand touching the glass of the store, putting all the televisions into static again. His hand leaves the glass, the televisions are normal again]