[Matthew returns the steering wheel of Bean's mini]
Ah, thank you very much.
[Matthew clears his throat, as if asking for a tip. Bean gives him some kind of candy or cough drop as a tip. Bean then examines a TV remote, thinking it's a phone.]
Hello? [Bean presses a button, the TV turns on to a football match, audience cheering]
"I don't believe it!" [Bean turns off the TV, then turns it back on, audience on TV still cheers throughout] "Goodness me. I... What a response..." [Bean turns TV off, quickly turns it on] "Terrible, just..." [Bean turns TV off and on again, and again] "The crowd is..." (Bean changes the channel quickly, then stands near the wall while changing the channels]
"Get out of here!" [Bean changes the channel quickly]
"The players are run--..." [Bean changes the channel]
"Halleujah!" [Bean hides in the blanket while changing the channels]
"Do you know what you are to me?"
"Halleujah, hallelujah, hallelu--!"
"...the whole town. A spring morning in Paris..." [Bean stands at the lobby, foot on door, while changing the channels. He lets go of his foot of the door, closing the door itself]
"Halleujah, hallelujah! Hallelujah, ha--" [Bean changes the channel]
"That's my heart beating."
"Does it go like a subway train?"
[Bean changes the channel, sports fans on first channel chanting while Bean walks a few steps, then changes the channel again, dances to some upbeat music from the TV, changes the channel once again]
"Look, coming down off the hill!"
[Bean walks forward, western style]
"Hang on, Joe!"
[Bean changes the channel, like a cowboy shooting his revolver]
"Hallelujah, hallelujah! For the Lord God omnipote--"
[A room neighbor comes out, Bean holds remote on his back]
[scoffs, knocks on own room door] Will you be quiet? [Turns off TV at "omnipotent"] Sorted him out.
[Neighbor returns to his room. Bean returns to his room, unpacks his case]
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