Mom, why did you marry dad?
Why? Well, men have to marry women. Otherwise, if men married men and women married women we'd all give birth to nothing but fairysexuals.
But why you marry dad?
Oh, well... [laughs] Why not?
It's just that, when he drinks, he... changes.
Oh, he doesn't "change", Orel. That's just his true nature coming out. [She leaves]
Huh. Nature.
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